Political Quotes

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Politics has always played a central role in our everyday lives and these political quotes put it all in perspective.

The successes and failures of the President of the United States, long campaigns for new candidates, and the outcome of local elections are everywhere. In election years, we see campaigning on our phones, in our newsfeeds, and whenever we turn on the news.

Between federal, state, and local elections, the endless campaigning makes it feel like there’s always a race between Democrat and Republican somewhere.

Whoever your ideal candidate is, we’ve collected the very best quotes about politics, politicians, elections, and voting.

We’ve found that a good sense of humor is necessary when dealing with the endless rounds of debates, campaign speeches, and exit polls, so you’ll find funny political quotes here too!

Quotes about Politics

“When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I’m beginning to believe it.” – Clarence Darrow

Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.

Richard Armour

Democracy arises out of the notion that those who are equal in any respect are equal in all respects; because men are equally free, they claim to be absolutely equal.


The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries.

Winston Churchill

Political language… is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind.

George Orwell

When the political columnists say ‘Every thinking man’ they mean themselves, and when candidates appeal to ‘Every intelligent voter’ they mean everybody who is going to vote for them.

Franklin P. Adams
“Democrats think the glass is half full. Republicans think the glass is theirs.” – Anonymous

In politics, nothing happens by accident. If it happens, you can bet it was planned that way.

Franklin D. Roosevelt

Mankind will never see an end of trouble until lovers of wisdom come to hold political power, or the holders of power become lovers of wisdom.


An empty stomach is not a good political advisor.

Albert Einstein

Government exists to protect us from each other. Where government has gone beyond its limits is in deciding to protect us from ourselves.

Ronald Reagan

There are always too many Democratic congressmen, too many Republican congressmen, and never enough U.S. congressmen.

“Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.” – George Bernard Shaw

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman.

Margaret Thatcher

In politics stupidity is not a handicap.

Napoleon Bonaparte

A conservative is one who admires radicals centuries after they’re dead.

Leo Rosten

Let us never forget that government is ourselves and not an alien power over us. The ultimate rulers of our democracy are not a President and senators and congressmen and government officials, but the voters of this country.

Franklin D. Roosevelt

We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy.

Martin L. Gross
“Politics is not a game, but a serious business.” – Winston Churchill

When our government is spoken of as some menacing, threatening, foreign entity, it ignores the fact that in our democracy, government is us.

Barack Obama

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.

Oscar Ameringer

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.

Ernest Benn

Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule — and both commonly succeed, and are right.

H.L. Mencken

Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others their principles for the sake of their party.

Winston Churchill
“No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that’s why we have two parties.” – Bob Hope

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry.

George Eliot; Felix Holt, the Radical

Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from ever doing so.

Gore Vidal

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen.

George E. MacDonald

The word ‘politics’ is derived from the word ‘poly’, meaning ‘many’, and the word ‘ticks’, meaning ‘blood sucking parasites.’

Larry Hardiman

Politics, noun. A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.

Ambrose Bierce
“The best thing about this group of candidates is that only one of them can win.” – Will Rogers

If voting changed anything, they’d make it illegal.

Emma Goldman

Since the majority is always wrong, might we try one election day where all the losers take office?

Robert Brault

During a campaign the air is full of speeches — and vice versa.


Before you can begin to think about politics at all, you have to abandon the notion that there is a war between good men and bad men.

Walter Lippmann

So, if we lie to the government, it’s a felony. If they lie to us, it’s politics.

Bill Murray

Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?

Robert Orben
“Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.” – W.C. Fields

Politics — I don’t know why, but they seem to have a tendency to separate us, to keep us from one another, while nature is always and ever making efforts to bring us together.

Sean O’Casey

Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.

Robert Byrne

Finance is a gun. Politics is knowing when to pull the trigger.

Don Lucchese, The Godfather, Part III

Politics are almost as exciting as war, and quite as dangerous. In war you can only be killed once, but in politics many times.

Winston Churchill

A political convention is just not a place where you come away with any trace of faith in human nature.

Murray Kempton
“Politics is war without bloodshed, while war is politics with bloodshed.” – Mao Zedong

Quotes About Politicians

It takes a special kind of person to want to be a politician. Sometimes that’s a good thing, sometimes it isn’t!

Whether people are drawn into politics by the desire to serve other people and make their lives better, or because they want to be powerful and well-known, politicians do work extremely hard.

Whatever drives them, and whatever their faults may be, these are some great politician quotes.

“90% of politicians give the other 10% a bad name.” – Henry Kissinger

A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn’t happen.

Winston Churchill

Mothers all want their sons to grow up to be president but they don’t want them to become politicians in the process.

John F. Kennedy

A politician thinks of the next election – a statesman of the next generation.

James Freeman Clarke

Since a politician never believes what he says, he is quite surprised to be taken at his word.

Charles de Gaulle

As between God, country and apple pie, politicians have done the least harm in the name of apple pie.

Robert Brault
“An honest man in politics shines more there than he would elsewhere.” – Mark Twain

Statesmen tell you what is true even though it may be unpopular. Politicians will tell you what is popular, even though it may be untrue.


Now I know what a statesman is; he’s a dead politician. We need more statesmen!

Bob Edwards

One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.


We are weary of politicians’ politicians. We want ours.

Gerald Stanley Lee

A politician is like quicksilver: if you try to put your finger on him, you find nothing underneath it.

Austin O’Malley
“Politicians and diapers should be changed frequently and all for the same reason.” – José Maria de Eça de Queiroz

I think it’s about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we’ve been voting for boobs long enough.

Claire Sargent

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.

Nikita Krushchev

We’d all like to vote for the best man, but he’s never a candidate.

Kin Hubbard

In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant.

Charles de Gaulle

I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.

Charles de Gaulle
“Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel.” – John Quinton

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.

Doug Larson

The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face.

Clare Boothe Luce

Politicians say they’re beefing up our economy. Most don’t know beef from pork.

Harold Lowman

A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected.

Carl Sandburg
“A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.” – Texas Guinan

Quotes About Votes and Voting

The buzz of an election day is like no other.

Many of us can remember voting in our first election, and the fact that people queue for hours to cast their ballot is testament to the fact that people see voting as a civic duty and a privilege.

Historically, men and women have fought tirelessly to ensure that the people in their communities had equal rights and universal suffrage.

Neglecting your right to vote not only dishonors the memory of their efforts, but means you can’t complain if you don’t get the outcome you were hoping for! Hopefully these quotes about voting will inspire you to get to the polls before they close this year.

“Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.” – George Jean Nathan

This right to vote is the basic right without which all others are meaningless. It gives people, people as individuals, control over their own destinies.

Lyndon B. Johnson

If we don’t vote, we are ignoring history and giving away the future.

Pat Mitchell

Nobody will ever deprive the American people of the right to vote except the American people themselves and the only way they could do this is by not voting.

Franklin D. Roosevelt

You’ve got to vote, vote, vote, vote. That’s it; that’s the way we move forward.

Michelle Obama

Our political leaders will know our priorities only if we tell them, again and again, and if those priorities begin to show up in the polls.

Peggy Noonan
“Every election is determined by the people who show up.” – Larry J. Sabato

The vote is precious. It is the most powerful non-violent tool we have in a democratic society, and we must use it.

John Lewis

Democracy is not just the right to vote; it is the right to live in dignity.

Naomi Klein

A man without a vote is a man without protection.

Lyndon B. Johnson

Can’t wait for tomorrow when I get to exercise my patriotic duty as an American: Complaining about how long it’s taking to vote.

Stephen Colbert

A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.

Edward R. Murrow

I believe that voting is the first act of building a community as well as building a country.

John Ensign
“If you don’t vote, you lose the right to complain.” – George Carlin

It’s not the voting that’s democracy, it’s the counting.

Al Smith

Voting isn’t the most we can do. But it is the least.

Gloria Steinem

Voting is a civic sacrament – the highest responsibility we have as Americans.

Christine Pelosi

Voting is as much an emotional act as it is an intellectual one.

Monica Crowley

I love voting day. I love the sight of my fellow citizens lining up to make their voices heard.

Beth Broderick
“Talk is cheap, voting is free; take it to the polls.” – Nanette L. Avery

Not voting is not a protest. It is a surrender.

Keith Ellison

Elections belong to the people.

Abraham Lincoln

We can all agree on the importance of voting.

Jenna Bush Hagar

The future of this republic is in the hands of the American voter.

Dwight D. Eisenhower

Democracy is about voting and it’s about a majority vote. And it’s time that we started exercising the Democratic process.

Debbie Stabenow

By voting, we add our voice to the chorus that forms opinions and the basis for actions.

Jens Stoltenberg
“Someone struggled for your right to vote. Use it.” – Susan B. Anthony

When we vote, we take back our power to choose, to speak up, and to stand with those who support us and each other.

Loung Ung

The ignore of one voter in a democracy impairs the security of all.

John F. Kennedy

Voting is the expression of our commitment to ourselves, one another, this country, and this world.

Sharon Salzberg

Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world: indeed, it’s the only thing that ever has.

Margaret Mead

Voting is not only our right – it is our power.

Loung Ung
“There’s no such thing as a vote that doesn’t matter. It all matters.” – Barack Obama

A vote is like a rifle; its usefulness depends upon the character of the user.

Theodore Roosevelt

The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.

Winston Churchill

Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost.

John Quincy Adams

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won’t cross the street to vote in a national election.

Bill Vaughan

Those who stay away from the election think that one vote will do no good. ‘Tis but one step more to think one vote will do no harm.

Ralph Waldo Emerson
“The ballot is stronger than the bullet.” – Abraham Lincoln

The vote is the most powerful instrument ever devised by man for breaking down injustice and destroying the terrible walls which imprison men because they are different from other men.

Lyndon B. Johnson

Every citizen of this country should be guaranteed that their vote matters, that their vote is counted, and that in the voting booth, their vote has a much weight as that of any CEO, any member of Congress, or any President.

Barbara Boxer

Don’t buy a single vote more than necessary.

Douglas William Jerrold

Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman’s power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.

Ambrose Bierce
“Vote early and vote often.” – Al Capone

Nobody will ever deprive the American people of the right to vote except the American people themselves and the only way they could do this is by not voting.

Franklin D. Roosevelt

A share in the sovereignty of the state, which is exercised by the citizens at large, in voting at elections is one of the most important rights of the subject, and in a republic ought to stand foremost in the estimation of the law…That portion of the sovereignty, to which each individual is entitled, can never be too highly prized. It is that for which we have fought and bled.

Alexander Hamilton
“Vote for the man who promises least; he’ll be the least disappointing.” – Bernard Baruch

Funny Political Quotes

Authors, comedians, talk show hosts, and even politicians themselves have always managed to find the funny side of politics.

Though the reality of an election outcome can be very serious and means a lot to many people, the length of time we are exposed to political campaigns, rallies, and speeches means that we really need to be able to laugh about it too.

These quotes are all about finding the lighter side of political life!

“Don’t vote, it only encourages them.” – Billy Connolly

Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half.

Gore Vidal

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you.


Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.

Groucho Marx

Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.

Mark Twain
“If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.” – Jay Leno

Being president is like running a cemetery: you’ve got a lot of people under you and nobody’s listening.

Bill Clinton

How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?


I want you to know that also I will not make age an issue of this campaign. I am not going to exploit, for political purposes, my opponent’s youth and inexperience.

Ronald Reagan

Instead of giving politicians the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.

Doug Larson

If God had been a Liberal there wouldn’t have been Ten Commandments, there would have been Ten Suggestions.

Malcolm Bradbury
“Just think what my margin might have been if I had never left home at all.” – John F. Kennedy

The Democrats are the party of government activism, the party that says government can make you richer, smarter, taller, and get the chickweed out of your lawn. Republicans are the party that says government doesn’t work, and then get elected and prove it.

P.J. O’Rourke

My esteem in this country has gone up substantially. It is very nice now when people wave at me, they use all their fingers.

Jimmy Carter

The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much trouble to put makeup on two faces.

Maureen Murphy

Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it.

Mark Twain
“Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.” – Ronald Reagan

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

Will Rogers

I don’t know whether the White House is the finest public housing in America or the crown jewel of the American penal system.

Bill Clinton

Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There’s nothing to do but to stand there and take it.

Lyndon B. Johnson

If ignorance goes to forty dollars a barrel, I want drilling rights to George Bush’s head.

Jim Hightower
“The problem with political jokes is that they get elected.” – Henry Cate

I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself.

Ronald Reagan

I remember when I first came to Washington. For the first six months you wonder how the hell you ever got here. For the next six months you wonder how the hell the rest of them ever got here.

Harry S. Truman

A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising for the rest of his life.

Robert Byrne

Politics is just like show business. You have a hell of an opening, you coast for a while, you have a hell of a closing.

Ronald Reagan
“A lot has been said about politics; some of it complimentary, but most of it accurate.” – Eric Idle

If I wanted to go crazy I would do it in Washington because it would not be noticed

Irwin S. Cobb

There is absolutely no circumstance whatever under which I would accept that spot [the Vice Presidency]. Even if they tied and gagged me, I would find a way to signal by wiggling my ears.

Ronald Reagan

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward.

Franklin D. Roosevelt

In a recent fire, Bob Dole’s library burned down. Both books were lost. And he hadn’t even finished coloring one of them.

Jack Kemp
“We believe that to err is human. To blame it on someone else is politics.” – Hubert H. Humphries

We have the best government that money can buy!

Mark Twain

All people are born alike — except Republicans and Democrats.

Groucho Marx

I just received the following wire from my generous Daddy: ”Dear Jack, Don’t buy a single vote more than is necessary. I’ll be damned if I’m going to pay for a landslide.’

John F. Kennedy

You have to be for the people to buy the people – Lincoln.

Al Pacino, Dick Tracy
“I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.” – Will Rogers

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